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(unsweetened justice) ...with help from john henry falle and antiochus omissi (unsweetened justice)
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look up in the sky! oh my gosh! what is that? not a bird. not a plane. not some day-flying bat...
...but the scourge of all sugary, tooth-rotting snacks alert to all dastardly dental attacks.
the best superhero this planet can muster defender of tooth town, the great sugar buster!
with the power of flight and the speed of a cow and the strength of a cow and the hooves of cow.
in fact one could say that she’s mostly a cow but she wears a cool suit when she fights evil pow!
she’s faced many foes, far too many to mention! like the dreadful delights from the sweetie dimension.
or the evil tooth fairies from oberon-8 and dinosaur menace, sugarsaurus the great.
she faces the villains and monsters and stops their evil schemes then takes them straight to the cops.
but her greatest adventure we all know of course is the day that the earth was invaded by...
*not to mention the cups...
she had to think fast with no time to delay taking flight in an instant to join in the fray.
but as she flew fast to where danger was at her flightpath was blocked by a sugary splat.
she thought to herself as she climbed from her crater “i had far worse sploinks fighting toffee terminator”
before she had time to find out where she was robots beamed her away with a whizz and a buzz.
to the lead saucer’s bridge where our hero thought “what a surprise to find that i’ve been caught by...
*that villainous villain the king of all crime perpetrator of too many misdeeds to rhyme.
behold sugar-buster! my plan is unfurled! control the world’s teeth and you control the world!
s.b. didn’t think that plan made any sense but the rotter was crackers (and just a bit dense)
she broke herself free and thought ‘well i oughtta make good my escape using this teleporter.’
they beamed down for a climactic mountaintop battle the final fight scene twixt our villain and cattle!
but the fight ended quickly! right won over wrong! sugarsaurus was working for the cops all along!
and all over tooth town, folks sighed in relief happy to feel the return of their teeth.
and as for the rotter? as a matter of fact our good friend the dentist really cleaned up his act.
so with the day saved s-b planned a vacation which would have to wait...
...til she’d fought this vast crustacean!
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